Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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