i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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