Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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