I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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