i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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