I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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