I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
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