I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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