I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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