I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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