I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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