She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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