why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
My vagina just clenched in fear
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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