is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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