just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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