Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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