Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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