They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
They have beer where we have blood.
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