Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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