so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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