If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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