I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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