So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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