And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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