they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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