I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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