never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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