I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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