If i come over, it means nothing
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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