is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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