i barfeds in our rink
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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