I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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