That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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