I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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