so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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