You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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