Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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