I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Houston, we have a blender
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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