Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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