He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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