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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Sry I called you an 8

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"

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• (619): View more from California

  You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.

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