One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.