Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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