discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.