Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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