i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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