forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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