It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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