hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Man, jail baloney is awful.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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