her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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