How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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