the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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