3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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