you would pick up someone in the library
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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