How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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