her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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