Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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