I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It's blow job season.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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